Your ass looks easy to touch.

Your ass looks easy to touch.

It's a story.

1

because of the addition of several all-night shifts, my ass began to ache inexplicably.

Pain in the buttocks is a mysterious thing. It hurts to sit, lift your legs, bend over, even when you lie down. Going to the toilet is like committing suicide. At one point, I couldn't change any position except standing. After struggling for a long time, I went to the hospital by bus.

on the way, I also received a phone call from Ms. Li, saying that if I didn't take initiative actively, she would post my resume on the dating corner of people's Square. It's unkind. Once the daughter graduates to stand on her own feet, the only thing the elder can worry about is the rest of her life. I touched my tailbone and sighed deeply.

after registration, I waited for a long time, and the doctor's name, surname Zhao, hung at the door. When I stepped into the consultation room, I heard Dr. Zhao talking to an old man, saying that all the drugs given to him could be reimbursed with a medical insurance card, so that he did not have to worry. This doctor is so sweet, I was thinking to myself, when I saw him, I waved to him.

I moved over slowly and hesitated. My ass hurts. "

"well, turn around and let me see." Reach out and take my medical record.

Dr. Zhao has beautiful hands. I am always attracted to men with beautiful hands. Long and slender, well-jointed, it must be cool to hold a scalpel.

"Oh good," I haven't realized yet. "the bone in the middle of my ass hurts, especially."

he stood up, held out his hand impassively, and pressed it on my ass. "well, the tailbone is a little protruding."

"ow."

as soon as I was stunned, countless thoughts flashed through my mind: I was taken advantage of in this way. Ah, I am a doctor, and there are no men and women in the eyes of doctors. She is so good-looking that it doesn't hurt to be touched. I looked at him up and down, wearing glasses, a white coat clean and clean, and casual trousers rolled up a circle of trouser legs, looking clear and handsome.

"what are you doing in a daze? It's no big deal. I just need two pairs of medicine. He smiled at me in a soft voice.

"OK, OK." I came back and joked, "if not, I will come back to see you in two days."

after taking the prescription, I reluctantly left Dr. Zhao's consultation room.

2

I met Dr. Zhao again on the weekend a month later, in the elevator to the gym. I rushed to the elevator, but luckily a man pressed the door button in time and gentlemen blocked the door.

jumped into the elevator. I just held my breath and wanted to express my gratitude to the gentleman who raised his hand. As soon as I looked up, coincidentally, we didn't meet each other in life, Dr. Zhao.

"who is your fitness instructor? Why don't you introduce me? " Before I could say hello, a man beside me opened his mouth.

"well, you can ask directly later." He answered.

"you are usually too busy at work, so you should exercise more."

it's not that I want to eavesdrop on their conversation, but the elevator is just the three of us so we are forced to receive other people's messages. I don't even know where to cut in.

"actually." In the middle of Dr. Zhao's words, I saw the man on the other side suddenly reach out his hand and fiddle with Dr. Zhao's hair very affectionately.

Dr. Zhao froze, probably hesitating to go on. I was also stupefied for a moment, withdrew my eyes, and tasted Chen Za.

Destiny is so meaningful.

the elevator car fell into an awkward and ambiguous silence.

A lyric sounded in my heart: I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air. Ms. Li believes that the probability of meeting high-quality members of the opposite sex in the gym is 80% higher than in other places. I believed her evil. As the world is declining, my friends' chances of getting to know Fatty and GAY, as she said, have increased by 80%.

when Dr. Zhao took the initiative to talk to me, hehe, I was vomiting.

"there is glucose in it." Dr. Zhao handed me a glass of water and still spoke without changing the doctor's character. "come here without breakfast." There is so much exercise that the body can't stand it. "

Test one: "Dr. Zhao, do you like to play table tennis or badminton?"

he lifted his glasses. "Badminton."

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Test number two: "Dr. Zhao, do you like swimming?"

"like it." He didn't even lookup.

temptation 3: "that. Do you like COLDPLAY? "I still don't give up.

"well, I like it."

I thought to myself, it's over, this is spread on the Internet, vaguely asking each other if it is the three senior slang of GAY. Regular fitness, but also like playing badminton, because playing badminton can lift buttocks, like swimming, because swimming can practice lines, and like Coldplay such as European and American electric sound. The piles match. It's a pity that Dr. Zhao is not interested in women.

"do you have any other questions?"

I took it and took a few sips of water. "No, it's gone."

3

after working for a few years, I saved some money and took out a loan to buy a small one-bedroom apartment. I managed to design and decorate it, but I was able to get by. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs.

when Dr. Zhao offered to take me home, I readily agreed.

for boys who are pleasing to the eye and make people like them, there is nothing to refuse. Dr. Zhao is a kind and upright friend at a glance. Even if he can't develop a relationship between a man and a woman, he can develop into a good best friend.

he drove his car downstairs and looked at me strangely. "do you live here?"

"Yeah, why?"

"nothing," Dr. Zhao smiled immediately. "Which floor do you live on? I'll take you up. "

he is on the bookshelf turned around and said to me, "if you need anything in the future, you can go downstairs and knock on my door." We can be regarded as neighbors. Help each other. "

"neighbor?"

Oh, I realized, and I was right, that only residents in the neighborhood would go to that gym. It's just that the same building is so predestined.

ever since I learned that Dr. Zhao lived downstairs, we all made an appointment to go to the gym together. I rub his car every time I go to the gym and come back. And as soon as I think of his orientation, I rest assured of him and talk about everything. Complaining about work, complaining about not finding a partner, complaining about the worried Ms. Li. Just because there is no intention between us, it ensures the purity of the friendship.

Dr. Zhao is a sweet best friend. For example, before working out on weekends, he will knock on my door and bring me breakfast.

for a long time, I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth. I opened the door for him in my pajamas, which was not dignified at all.

one day, he sent me a small bowl of Minced Pork Congee with Preserved Egg and soybean milk.

the other day, he brought me sandwiches and fried eggs.

one day, he sent me a bowl of mixed oatmeal, freshly squeezed apple juice and plain yogurt, and a variety of fruits. I was amazed that he could even come up with all kinds of tricks for breakfast, and I couldn't help exclaiming, "you are so virtuous!" After pinching his ass and looking at his confused face, I suddenly reacted and laughed twice, "it feels good."

4

my emotional state has been quiet, and Ms. Li gave me an ultimatum and made every effort to arrange a blind date. Considering that the mother-daughter relationship was endangered, I was forced to accept it, thinking that it would not harm to make new friends, and the location would be decided by the other party. Then, the other party arranged near his home, some distance from me.

listening to what Ms. Li said, I cleaned myself up and put on a new pair of jumpsuits and a white T-shirt. Like a beautiful sunny girl.

after I took a taxi and the driver left me according to the house number. I turned around a few times, got lost as I wanted, and called my best friend Zhao to complain about it.

"well, I can't find my way."

"So where are you now? are there any landmarks nearby?

"there is a sun and a cloud above my head."

since it looks like it's still early for the appointment, I'm going to go to the nearby mall to use a bathroom and put on some makeup. Unfortunately, however, I pulled my new jumpsuit and the zipper was torn.

I pondered for a few seconds, and then called my neighbor and best friend, "Zhao, my pants are broken."

"have you found your way?"

"I'm in the bathroom at the mall. Are you free now? can you send me some pants? "

"."

awkwardly, I was stuck in the bathroom of the mall for half an hour, waiting for Dr. Zhao to hand me a pair of trousers from the door. After coming out, the appointment time for a blind date has passed.

Dr. Zhao said, "finding a place so far away from you makes it convenient for yourself. It's too ungraceful."

"Hey, are you so picky about men?" I snickered.

he reached out and hit me on the head. "basic politeness?"

I took his arm and said sincerely, "the man who will be with you in the future will be super happy."

the matter of blind dates just came to an end. After that, I refused to take several phone calls from Ms. Li, fearing that she would cut off mother-daughter relations with me. I planned to let her calm down first.

5

when Dr. Zhao hugged a quilt to knock on the door, I was still awake and watched the play with a chicken nest. I opened the door for him, and he looked pathetic. "my house is flooded."

"what?"

"the washing machine leaked and flooded my house and my bed. I have to beg you to take me in tonight."

I opened the door and let him in with sympathy on my face. "you're so miserable. It's a good thing I live upstairs. You won't drown the downstairs, will you?"

"I don't know. Anyway, if someone knocks on my door later, no one will be home. " He spread his hand.

I lost a pillow on the sofa and continued to tuck myself into the quilt. From a room away, we can talk a little louder. Turning off the lights, I looked at the ceiling with my eyes open and thought that it was reasonable that there were so many inexplicable things in the world. For example, men like women, women like men, some women like women, and some men like men.

"Are you asleep?"

"not yet." He answered me.

"are you attacking or accepting? Ha. "

A moment of silence.

"Hey, are you asleep?" I shouted a few times, but he ignored me. "what's wrong with that? we're so tight."

"stop it, it hurts." Finally, an answer came from the living room.

when Ms. Li opened the door with the key, Dr. Zhao and I were fighting with pillows. I was in my pajamas. Zhao Zhao stepped on the floor barefoot, the quilt fell from the sofa to the floor, and we all had a chicken nest head. talking about what to have for breakfast today.

Ms. Li was stunned at the scene, and then Dr. Zhao was the first to react and waved to her, "Hello, Auntie."

I think at this moment, any explanation sounds like a cover-up.

Ms. Li sat on the sofa and asked about Dr. Zhao's age, occupation and income, and then she began to educate me, "Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?" Aunt Zhang said she wanted to introduce you to someone, but I turned her down directly. If you stand up like this, people will want it. It's uncomfortable. My mother is not an unenlightened person. " Then she paused and then said, "you guys, be safe."

Dr. Zhao sat solemnly on the sofa. "Auntie, don't worry, I'll be nice to her."

I suffer from Ms. Li's phone call once a week, and now he can block it for me. Looking at Ms. Li's expression, she seems to be very satisfied with Dr. Zhao. Alas, Zhao Zhao has a good appearance, a decent career, and a decent income, so there is nothing to choose from. Except that he likes men, I sighed deeply. Or what a nice guy he would be.

6

after Ms. Li left with a bright smile on her face, I sat in front of him and said, "Zhao Zhao, you are wonderful. When my mother comes, I will trouble you to accompany me in acting. It's worth the revolutionary friendship of a good best friend. "

he was silent for a moment. "there's something I want to tell you."

I blurted out, "you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"What is that?"

"Let's sublimate revolutionary friendship."

"are you bisexual?"

"No, you misunderstand all the time."

I picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it in his face. Although I had vague doubts and beat around the bush many times, he never denied it (well, he didn't admit anything either).

"I didn't mean to deceive you. I'm just afraid you'll be angry if I explain. But I think if I don't explain, I'll probably be your best friend all the time. "

"Let's sublimate revolutionary friendship."

good-looking, decent career, decent income, there is nothing to choose from.

"I'll think about it."

mm-hmm. The problem is, it's not that I haven't been moved.