What was I thinking when I delivered the express delivery?

I shamelessly stole the name of Haruki Murakami's book, but I really couldn't think of a better title for this article.

when I was 23 years old, after I didn't drive the school bus, with the attitude of continuing to experience life, I found a job as a courier on the recruitment website.

my express company is not a certain pass, nor a certain abundant, let alone a certain arrival. It's just a delivery company extended by a shopping website itself. It has only one recruitment condition, and it has its own electric car.

Yes, I started my delivery career for about half a year on my light blue electric bike.

I go out at six o'clock every morning. My home is 10 minutes away from the express point by electric car. When I get to the delivery point, I will start to choose the ones that belong to my delivery range from the pile of deliveries unloaded last night, and then try my best to tie them to my electric car with a rope.

the company is responsible for a wide range of distribution because of its small scale and few sites in this city. After loading the car, I have to ride with the express delivery for nearly 30 minutes to reach the range of my distribution.

there are more electric cars than cars in this city. I drive an electric car full of express deliveries like a clunky, stupid peacock with its screen open. I usually have to deal with two kinds of enemies before I go to the distribution site.

the first kind is the person who secretly pulls your delivery behind your electric car when waiting for the traffic light, I don't know whether it's curiosity or fun.

I am really telepathic. Occasionally I can reflect the feeling of being pulled by express delivery without looking back. More often, I can only pretend to look back, because there are too many electric cars in express delivery. In fact, I really can't see who is pulling. I can only pray that even if someone pulls, it won't break up the delivery on my car. I really don't want to repeat the situation of electric car suddenly scattered on the road. That will easily put other vehicles on the road in danger. Later, I heard other couriers in the same area say that being pulled on the road is basically something that happens every day, and most of the couriers just want to steal it.

I'm glad I didn't get stolen on the way there.

the second kind is the traffic police.

in fact, for a person who is eager to deliver the express delivery on his hand, they will not make a low-level mistake of violating traffic rules, because they are afraid that if they are caught by the traffic police, they will lose the precious time of express delivery. it is also accompanied by the risk of traffic accidents. So in general, I will drive slowly, abide by the law and other traffic lights, and will not put a lot of express delivery in violation of traffic regulations. But because there is not much express delivery, I have to take the time to run back to the site every day to continue to load the express delivery, which is an hour at a time. However, some traffic police do not know where the news heard misunderstandings, some think that the general wages of express delivery are very high, are tens of thousands of income, and occasionally do not have a good heart to deliberately come to create difficulties. For a traffic policeman who personally heard the traffic police say, "Don't you deliver express delivery with an income of more than 10,000 yuan a month?" For people who are punished for violating the rules, occasionally I see the traffic police feel guilty, like a child who has done something wrong, they go around the path if they can't, but the area I distribute is so far away that there is no path at all.

fortunately, I have been harassed only once in my express delivery career for more than half a year.

the things I bring every day must have headphones, mobile phones, PHS, portable battery, posphone issued by the company, pen and paper, and small change.

headphones are used to answer the phone when driving an electric car. I have seen many couriers drive an electric car with one hand and make phone calls with the other, which is very dangerous.

but most of the time, I listen to music during the break.

the mobile phone is used for making non-local calls and navigation. PHS sometimes can't make foreign calls at all. Although it saves money, it is very troublesome, so I bought a map at the newsstand. Even so, I often can't find my way.

the pos machine issued by the company is convenient for swiping cards, and mobile payment was not very widespread at that time, because there were many couriers of cash on delivery, and sometimes the recipients had no cash, so they had to prepare change, otherwise you would have to run from upstairs to downstairs for change.

and I am a careless person. I often ask others to sign for express delivery and forget to take the pen and run away, otherwise I take other people's pens and run away, so I bought a whole box of pens in the stationery store and put them in my backpack. Sometimes other people's pens appear in the backpack, but I still go to the stationery store to buy pens every month. After all, I take back less pens.

but occasionally I feel that exchanging pens with the recipient is like exchanging souls.

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sending express delivery is really a very interesting thing.

I often see the saying, "people don't know where they come from, and they don't know where they belong."

but express delivery is different, they not only have a place of origin, but also have a place of origin. It was well packaged, across thousands of mountains and rivers, and finally came to my hand, like a beautifully packaged mysterious soul. I didn't know what was hidden inside, but only the recipient's name and contact information were written. But I am looking forward to the moment when every recipient opens it.

every time I get a delivery, I begin to study the recipient's name and appearance in my mind, and occasionally complain in my heart when I deliver the delivery.

"Bao Bao Qin, when your parents choose their names, will they think that one day you will be nearly 1.9 meters tall and a ferocious strong man?"

"Lin is beautiful, beautiful and beautiful. After seeing your appearance, I was thinking about whether it is really good for you to call that name." Is it really good? "

"A lovely girl, why do you want to change your net name to my eight-year-old chicken?"

sending express delivery is really a very interesting thing.

many recipients will open the box in front of me to inspect the goods. I will observe the way they open the delivery, the expectant eyes, the slightly raised corners of the mouth, and the embarrassment of not knowing how to open the delivery box.

I can feel the importance of this delivery from their clothes and hairstyles.

(girl, this delivery must be very important to you, can let you come out to see me without washing your hair in your pajamas, I am glad to be able to deliver it safely to your hands)

I may not be a very suitable person for express delivery.

I receive the service evaluation form sent by the company at the end of each month. I often receive bad comments because it is usually sent slowly. I have also received several particularly impressive bad reviews. In fact, I all know who they are. From the expression, tone, strength and attitude of their signatures, I know what comments they will give me in the future.

A woman who signed for cosmetics online regretted wanting to return them a few days later, because it was paid on delivery, so she thought that I should directly refund the money and go and take the cosmetics. The actual process is to declare online first, the customer service will give the return address and then confirm the acceptance of the goods by express delivery, and the refund will call back your original online shopping account.

I told her carefully about the concurrent text message on the phone and wrote down the operation procedure, but she only threw me a sentence: I only want cash, and I will give you a bad review if you don't return it. I didn't go because I didn't meet the company's regulations.

this is the first bad "bad attitude" rating I've ever received.

when I met the recipient of cash on delivery who wanted to give counterfeit money, I also had a quarrel with the girl who unpacked the box in front of me and wanted to secretly change her cosmetics, and finally she signed for it.

the most noisy one was when a courier noted that he had to sign for it, and a male agent wanted to open the courier in front of me. I was not allowed to be taught to mind my own business, but in the end, he forcibly dismantled the courier. The red brand bra packed in exquisite cartons looked particularly abrupt in front of both of us.

bra bra is a bad omen.

I was wrongly accused of getting a bad comment on "private express delivery".

although it is useless to call the original recipient to explain that she can forgive, the bad reviews received by couriers can not be modified like some treasure products, but the money must be deducted if they get bad reviews.

here I would like to say that the wages of couriers in our company are all piece-by-piece, 2 yuan for a delivery, 2.5 yuan for delivery, and 5 yuan for a bad comment, and there is no reward for a good comment. Only if there is no bad comment every month will we reward 200 yuan. But many of my colleagues have never received it.

and how could I get it?

but there are occasional touching moments. No matter how familiar you are with that place, there will always be something you don't know. You can only call and ask the recipient to tell you. I really can't find the request recipient to go to a familiar place nearby. Once the address of a recipient was too vague and remote, and I still had a lot of express delivery to deliver, but I couldn't find it in a hurry, so I called him and asked him. He thought about what he had said to me on the phone, and then I waited for him at a familiar place close to each other. Finally he came. I saw him far away. I knew it was him. I stumbled step by step on crutches. I hurried up and said I was sorry to him. I'm so stupid. I'm sorry I let you go. Finally, I sent a long message and solemnly apologized.

but he said back to me, it's all right, come on.

occasionally I feel aggrieved and hard. I hide in bed and read some text messages sent to me by the recipient. It will be written on it occasionally, thank you, thank you for your hard work, I think they are as warm as a quilt.

what do I think when I deliver express delivery?

I think about movie lines once in a while.

rang the doorbell, Ding Dong.

from the closed door, who is it?

I whispered in Cantonese that I'm sorry, I'm a policeman!

(Infernal Affairs Tony Leung's classic lines)

what?

No, the express delivery has arrived!

what do I think when I deliver express delivery?

I occasionally think about where I should go to the bathroom.

maybe I am a very principled courier.

I'm really embarrassed to borrow the toilet in someone else's house.

I can only sneak to the free toilets of McDonald's KFC, otherwise I will remember that those company toilets are more convenient to get in and out of the company when delivering express deliveries, and I will go to the toilet before occasionally going to remote places to deliver couries. although sometimes it doesn't feel convenient.

what do I think when I deliver express delivery?

I will always think that my delivery must not be stolen.

if I can't understand why I often run the stairs to deliver express delivery is so stupid, then you can imagine that I put 100 yuan on the electric car. If I don't deliver the express delivery quickly, I will be picked up. And in the end, I have to compensate for this 100 yuan.

I am lucky to have lost only two couriers in such a long time.

the first item missing was a skirt, a girl killed the stolen dress on the Internet, but I didn't know if it was accidentally lost or stolen on the way. I lost money to her, 98 yuan, and asked her to sign on it and asked her not to write about it. But she refused, and she didn't want to ask for money. She said she got it very hard. Why did I lose it? why did I lose it?

in the end, I got a bad review of "lost delivery". I deducted 103 yuan from the payroll, a skirt of 98 yuan and a bad review of 5 yuan.

another commodity is a pair of winter boots for cash on delivery, more than 600 yuan. The recipient is a female teacher in junior high school. Because she has to take the school bus to and from work, I have not been able to deliver it to her several times after school. Because I have to collect money, I cannot entrust the doorman to sign for it. Other teachers on duty are reluctant to help her when they hear that they want to give money, but the female teacher is very good. She said she is in no hurry. Let me deliver it next time. I had to carry this delivery for several days in a row, and finally something happened. When I was sending a delivery to another company, I was stolen by a middle-aged man dressed in black with a smile, and then left quickly. heI must not know that I was so sad when I watched this video in the security hall that I wanted to cry.

more than 600 yuan, I want to send more than 300 couriers, which is nearly 5 days' quantity. The female teacher sympathized with me, pretended to sign for it, and did not give me a bad comment. Finally, I took more than 600 yuan from my bank card and returned it to the company.

even after I didn't make a courier, when I occasionally heard on the news that some courier had stolen items worth much, I would remember seeing that man smile on video that afternoon and I was so depressed that I wanted to cry.

what do I think when I deliver express delivery?

I will want to chat with myself.

occasionally in some special places, many couriers gather there waiting for the recipient to come and pick up the courier. Although we do not know each other's name, we can only address each other by a certain amount, a certain pass, a certain abundant and so on.

occasionally I don't know the way to ask them for advice, and I tease them to say that there are a lot of couriers to be delivered, which is simply developed. I will also agree with them that this street recipient does not answer the phone and complains about all kinds of strange recipients. They will also ask me warmly how many pieces I have sent and if they have eaten.

being a courier is really a very lonely job.

go to work alone, get off work alone, bask in the sun with a hot wind, feel the cold of winter with a runny nose, crash a car, pick up scattered couriers, a person is in a daze by the roadside, one is charging the streetcar by the roadside, one is pushing the trolley home, one is looking for a map by cell phone, one is buying fast food, rice balls, hamburgers are eating by the side of the road. Occasionally, when I eat in a restaurant, I am frightened that the courier on the side of the road will be stolen, so I am accompanied by a car full of couriers and occasional passing stray dogs.

occasionally I will share the food with the dog and tell him that it is delicious and that it looks a bit like my hot pot (husky). Even if it stands there and doesn't walk with me, I will soon have to continue to drive an electric car to deliver delivery.

occasionally the streetcar goes out of power, and when I push the trolley home, I think it's great to be able to finish it before the streetcar goes out of power.

I finally quit this interesting job.

my family thought I was too hard and underpaid. The company thought I received too many bad reviews. I thought I had too little time to read. I smiled on the day I left, because I thought it was a really interesting job.

the heaviest and biggest express delivery those days was a solid mahogany chopping block. A middle-aged woman was satisfied with it when she opened the box, and I was very happy, so I didn't have to return it to carry it down the fifth floor and take it back to the site.

in those days, the maximum wage was more than 3100, and the minimum wage was more than 2100. I was vexed by the traffic police and paid a fine of 50 yuan. The black bruise left by the car crash is still there today, and the compensation for the two pieces of delivery that were stolen is about 700 yuan. He has received more than 30 bad reviews of "slow delivery" and won the honorable title of "bad attitude", "privately dismantling express delivery" and "lost express delivery".

although I don't do express delivery, I occasionally miss the days of shuttling through the streets, which free toilet is cleaner, which recipient's name is very illogical, and which company's express delivery is the most troublesome.

occasionally I meet couriers on the road, and I pretend to ask them for directions and talk to them.

if they eat by the side of the road, I will sit near him.

accompany me like I used to be.